Charles David "Gabriel" Lazaroo (c81) wrote in futurefantastic,
Charles David "Gabriel" Lazaroo
c81
futurefantastic

TELEVISION

 

TELEVISION

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NEWSCASTER 1: It has been three months since the demise of the space station Clarke, and, as of this moment, families of the victims aboard the city, and of the town of Fragosus can be contented to know that proper funeral service will soon be available, as the remaining DNA of the victims found has been fully traced. The ashes of the victims will be placed in a wooden casket, where it will be burned before an audience of -

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Excel: HAIL ILLPALAZZO !

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NEWSCASTER 2: The WDMD is now looking for this man: Miles Bell, the latest addition to their most wanted list. Mr. Bell, believed to be a random hitch-hiker, is believed to be the sole remaining perpetrator of the fall of Clarke, and is still at large. The WDMD has issued a warning that anyone who sees Mr. Bell should inform the nearest authorities, as Miles Bell is believed to be armed and dangerous, with-

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Alba Meira: Were you the one who burned this city ?

Kyo: *stance ready for battle* Looks like I can’t run away, can I ?

Alba Meira: I’ll make you pay for this, punk.

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NEWSCASTER 3: Three days have passed since the massacre at Olympus Mons, and authorities are still tracking down the main culprits behind the incident. Although several South American members of the WDMD, working in the DSO have been suspected as being behind the incident, clues point to a larger organization that had planned the infiltration of the officer cadet school on Mars. However, it is not know who-

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Torg: -so you don’t have to worry about a clown in a cow suit ruining everything Of course, I’m talking about Riff.

Zoe: Maybe, maybe just this once, things will go my way.

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NEWSCASTER 4: Pope Xavier has issued another warning to the Cardinal of Avignon, asking him to step down from the government of AVignon, and from his duties as a man of clergy. The Cardinal, ex-communicated from the Church five years ago for preaching heresy and for undermining the current head of the Roman Catholic Church, has threatened to start another papacy of his own. This would make him the second Anti-Pope of the 21st century, the first being the Pope of Communist China shortly before the revolution-

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Magneto: You should listen to her, Charles !

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NEWSCASTER 5: Another suicide has been reported in the town of Singapore, making it the fifth this week in the island city. Authorities the world over are starting to figure out the root causes of the startling increase in suicides this year, with the suicide rate per week matching those during the Depression. Governments are staring to emphasize that distressing-

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Shinji: Why do the angels attack us ? I mean, aren’t they supposed to be good ?

Asuka: Well, they attacked first, didn’t they, stupid ?

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NARRATOR: Tonight on Marduch: KNOW YOUR DRUGS ! Today, we shall take a look at…

MAB !!!

Queen of fairies, and all-round evil, MAB is as bad as drugs can get. Watch out for it’s sister companions ! Tonight, we will take a look at Mab, it’s history, as well as other drugs like Accel, Golding and-

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NARRATOR: Since the Dawn of Time, Man has been curious-

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INTERVIEWER: And tonight, on Ideas, Ms. Braunn, from Rane-Braunn industries !

Ms. Braunn: Thank you, Mr. Lewis.

INTERVIEWER: So, Ms. Braunn-

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Seiji: WHY THE HELL DOES MY HAND HAVE…. TITS ?!!

No, why does my hand have a girl on it ?

Midori: Umm…. I’ve liked you, for quite a while now….

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NEWSCASTER 6 : Scientists are starting to pick up unusual readings on the ELF bands. Though this phenomenon is not unusual, it has been acknowledged such anomalies have never been at this rate as -

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Goldfingrer: I’ve been expecting you, Mr Bond !

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NEWSCASTER 7: A major cargo of jewellery has been hijacked, this time over the skies of Venus. Authorities have started to figure that the culprit behind this is none other then the Venusian Mafia. The Venusian Mafia, currently under Antonio is-

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ARAGORN: Then I shall die with them, Legolas !

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NEWSCASTER 8: Lieutenant General Grant, head of the WDMD in the USA, has this to say:

GENERAL GRANT: What we are looking at is a conspiracy of a sizeable proportion. Whoever targeted Olympus Mons was most likely to be behind what happed to Clarke. We’ve ruled out most terrorists, and a check on recent funding has ruled out most possible suspects, even Marduch. Whoever is behind all this knows we’re watching, and may be planning more.

These are dangerous times.

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As Josiah continued to switch the channels, Dudley grew tired of the noise.

“For God’s sake, Josiah; would you at least stick to one channel ?”

Josiah shrugged his soldiers, and continued pressing the buttons of the remote.

“Anyway, Josiah, we’ll be docking at a nearby space platform before we head down to L5. We’ll begoing to Church…. Not that’d you go anyway.”

Josiah had an expression of nonchalance. He then turned off the television.

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